Saturday 23 November, 2024

People are sharing their 'worst housemate' stories and it is absolutely horrific stuff

*lives alone forever*

REMEMBER WHEN YOU lived with that person in college who left dirty plates and mugs in their room for weeks? Well, they weren’t that bad.

People on Twitter are telling the stories of their worst ever housemates, and it is truly an eye-opener.

It all started when writer Dawn Foster shared a few of her own ‘worst flatmate’ stories, including these two delightful tidbits:

Also had a flatmate who would hide in the garden and watch you through cracks in the bedroom curtains/bathroom window, whispering in German
— The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan (@DawnHFoster) May 30, 2016

Dawn Foster / Twitter

Also in uni lived with blokes who poured beer all over the kitchen floor every night and claimed it was a German tradition
— The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan (@DawnHFoster) May 30, 2016

Dawn Foster / Twitter

From here, it gets a lot creepier and a lot smellier.

There were the housemates that were just plain irresponsible

Dried his hands on the curtains and threw light bulbs on an open fire to see what would happen.
— Melanie Rees (@MelanieJRees) May 30, 2016

Melanie Rees CIHCM / Twitter

didn't clean his teeth for first 6 weeks of house share. Urinated in cans @ night and left them around his room b/c lazy.
— badly-drawn bee 🐝 (@soapachu) May 30, 2016

badly drawn bee / Twitter

There were the strange ones

Had a row with his gf, chased her out and the next day EXORCISED THE FLAT WITH HOLY WATER. They didn't even break up.
— John (@JM_Underwood) May 30, 2016

John / Twitter

woke up to find flatmate sitting on chair in my room. She said she liked to watch me sleep. #worstflatmatestories
— Clarke (@Clarkeyboy_) May 30, 2016

Clarke Jones / Twitter

The disgusting ones

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housemate in uni would wait till someone left a bubble bath filling then go into the bathroom and do a massive, smelly poo.
— Jen Allison (@MsJenAllison) May 30, 2016

Jen Allison / Twitter

after reading the replies I feel very lucky saying I only found a... *sighs* glass of... semen in the kitchen sink.
— Ellen (@ellenfromnowon) May 30, 2016

Ellen Murray / Twitter

And then there are the ones who are just completely inexplicable

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Used to leave brochure for her private 6th form college on display so people would know she went there. She was 30.
— Dr Michele Paule (@michele_paule) May 30, 2016

Michele Paule / Twitter

Didn't pay any rent, faked three break-ins and then disappeared after he shat all over the sofa after a night out.
— Sibley The Best (@Goldfishwars) May 30, 2016

Sibley The Best / Twitter

‘Faked three break-ins?’ But how? Why?

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Read the full thread here, and truly understand the meaning of the phrase “Hell is other people”.

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